He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Congratulations! We have a period
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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