So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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