Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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