It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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