Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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