omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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