Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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