ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
where does the pee come out of this thing
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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