Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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