Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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