I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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