ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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