she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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