Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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