try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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