It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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