Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
