we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Randomize
