Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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