Duck Duck Cougar?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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