I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
