the day after is always just damage control
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
