She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Two words: blizzard sex
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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