why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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