Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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