This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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