try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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