Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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