fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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