4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
look no pants
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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