no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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