its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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