wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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