girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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