I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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