Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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