So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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