i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
