he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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