the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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