either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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