nut hugger
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Are we still banned from the library?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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