Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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