if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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