There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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