she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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