Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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