i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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