Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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