the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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