: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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