were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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