So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position