I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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