Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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